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Riddle:

I truly am cause for alarm. When you see me you can lose your house or your life. When you hear me you can also lose your job. What am I?

Answer:

Fire.

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Riddle:

You use me everyday but let me rest at night. I have an identical twin beside me all the time. For some reason you always cover me up. I am not alive but I have a soul. What am I?

Answer:

Your Feet.

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Riddle:

A murderer was condemned to death. He had to choose between three rooms. The first room was full of raging fires,the second room was full of assassins with loaded guns and the third room was full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which room was safest for him?

Answer:

The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

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Riddle:

I have three eyes and one leg. If you disobey me, you will surely be punished. What am I?

Answer:

I'm a traffic light! If you cross a red-light you will get in trouble!

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Riddle:

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Answer:

A Porkchop.

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Riddle:

What dose tv stand for?

Answer:

Nothing, it does not have legs.

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Riddle:

What is round, is loud and has multiple hands?

Answer:

A big round of applause.

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Riddle:

Seven kids are in line for a carnival ride. Third in line is Joe, and two spots ahead of him is Kylie. Seventh in line is Kate, in front of Kate is Rylie, behind Joe is Chris, Eelizabeth is ahead of John in line. What is the order of the line?

Answer:

1. kylie 2. elizabeth 3. joe 4.chris 5. john 6. rylie 7. kate.

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Riddle:

What tire goes on vacation?

Answer:

A retire!

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Riddle:

Soldiers line up spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide, If the rows will unite or divide. Tell me, tell me, scream it out. What's the thing I talk about?

Answer:

A zipper.

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