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Riddle:

What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?

Answer:

A garbage truck.

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Riddle:

Where do wolves stay on vacation?

Answer:

At a howliday inn.

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Riddle:

What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?

Answer:

Pen Pals.

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Riddle:

Why did the king go to the dentist?

Answer:

To get a new crown.

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Riddle:

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

Answer:

Queue.

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Riddle:

What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?

Answer:

Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.

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Riddle:

A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

Answer:

I am a Butterfly.

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Riddle:

I run all around the pasture but never move.  What am I?

Answer:

A fence.

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Riddle:

Which President wore the largest hat?

Answer:

The one with the largest head.

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Riddle:

What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?

Answer:

Mas-scare-a.

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