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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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Riddle:

Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Answer:

He was out-standing in his field!

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Riddle:

Why was the nose so tired?

Answer:

Because it had been running all day.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows.  If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?

Answer:

Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.

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Riddle:

What is the hardest key to turn?

Answer:

A don-key

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Riddle:

I'm so fast you can't see me, though everyone else can see straight through me. I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?

Answer:

The blink of an eye.

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Riddle:

How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?

Answer:

Because he turns into a bat every night.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Answer:

The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

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