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Riddle:

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Answer:

Because he wants to go to High school

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Riddle:

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

Answer:

Silence

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Riddle:

No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook. What is it?

Answer:

Your own nose.

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Riddle:

A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.

How could that be?

Answer:

The beggar was his sister!

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Riddle:

I'm so fast you can't see me, though everyone else can see straight through me. I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?

Answer:

The blink of an eye.

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Riddle:

What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?

Answer:

This person would be your mother.

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?

Answer:

He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.

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Riddle:

A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows.  If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?

Answer:

Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.

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Riddle:

What bird is always out of breath?

Answer:

A puffin.

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Riddle:

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer:

Lunch and dinner.

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