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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wants to go to High school
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence
No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook. What is it?
Your own nose.
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could that be?
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.
How could that be?
The beggar was his sister!
I'm so fast you can't see me, though everyone else can see straight through me. I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?
The blink of an eye.
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
This person would be your mother.
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
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