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What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck.
Where do wolves stay on vacation?
At a howliday inn.
What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?
Pen Pals.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Queue.
What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
I am a Butterfly.
I run all around the pasture but never move. What am I?
A fence.
Which President wore the largest hat?
The one with the largest head.
What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Mas-scare-a.
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