Question: What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
Answer:
Spy-focals.

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Question: Why was the belt arrested?
Answer:
For holding up his pants

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Question: You walked one day down the street.  You found something that was worth something.  You made sure you didn't lose it.  It has color , size and shape.   Everyone of them is different.  You enjoy it a lot.  You like it and you count it over and over.What am I ?
Answer: vending machinesI am money!
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Question: I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back. What am I?
Answer: I'm a Hearse.
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Question: With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
Answer: I'm a Stapler.
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Question: I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?
Answer: An electric fan.
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Question: This is a very old riddleHolding two swords and eight spears and dressed in a cow-leather tunic, I peek through a hole in the door.
What am I?
Answer: A crab.
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Question: A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky.
Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing.
What am I?
Answer: I am a Butterfly.
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Question: From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of every place. What am I?
Answer: letter
The letter 'e'.
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Question: I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one.
I'm not a number.
What am I?
Answer: A Cat. ( Nine Lives )
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