Question: What runs but doesn't walk?
Answer: A river or a stream.
Question: What is the name of a known place that becomes a phrase that cleans so much it is heavy when a space is added?
Answer: Washington (with space, washing ton).
Question: You can't see me. You can only see me when I'm dusty. I'm not a ghost. What am I?
Answer: AIR
Question: a man is driving at night without his head lights on, he sees a dead body in the road.
How?
How?
Answer: it's nine o' clock on a summer evening , which is light
Question: Tear me off, scratch my head,what once was red is black instead? what am I?
Answer: A MATCH
Question: What is as long as 10 men as strong as 10 men but given the chance it cannot stand up upon its own
Answer: A piece of rope
Question: Your locked from the inside of a car and you remember there is a bat in the back seat what do you do?
Answer: you UNLOCK the door and get out!
Question: two fat people were taking a walk with there umbrella's but they were not geting wet. how can this be?
Answer: i never said it was raining
Question: how can you be armed if you dont have wapons?
Answer: you have arm on your body
