Question: Take one out and scratch my head I once was black but now am red!
Answer: Match
Question: what talks but can't walk
Answer: a television
Question: There is a man who is 32 years old, but his parents have only celebrtated his birthday 8 times. If he has normal, not poor/not rich parents, why would the be so cruel?
Answer: They're not cruel. The man was born on February 29th (leap year)
Question: whats black when its clean and white when its dirty?
Answer: a blackboard!
Question: There was an eletric train.It was going east up a hill.which way was the smoke blowing?
Answer: There was no smoke,its an electric train.
Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer: A Garbage Truck
Question: this is like a joke.
how do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
how do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Answer: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. lol
Question: What spins round and round
had two eyes,two ears,and
one mouth and one nose???
had two eyes,two ears,and
one mouth and one nose???
Answer: you playing with a hullahoop!!!!
Question: A man is in a cement house. There are no windows, no doors, and everything is cement(even the floor) he only things in there are a table, a calendar, and a mirror. how does he get out?
Answer: he looked in the mirror, he's seen what he saw, he took the saw, cut the table in half, two haves make a whole, he put the hole in the wall and walked out.
Question: which is the room that we cannot enter
Answer: mushroom
