Question: What has a body a neck and a head?
Answer: A guitar
Question: what do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Answer: funny bunny
Question: You see me not but you know i am there. You can lose me or catch me without much care. Smell good or smell bad I am...
Answer: air
Question: There was a man who had no arms and legs.How can he get across the street?
Answer: there's no f in way
Question: Imagine that you are standing on top of the Empire State building. You have to jump down to the bottom without a trampoline, parahute or any aids. How can you do so?
Answer: I said "imagine" at the beginning. It is impossible so the answer is stop imagining!
Question: your in a house. theres no windows and no doors. to get out you have to smash through the walls.
what am i?
what am i?
Answer: a chick hatching in a egg
Question: i have a mouth but never talk,
i always run but never walk,
what am i
i always run but never walk,
what am i
Answer: A river
Question: A MAN WALKES INTO A BAR OUCH
Answer: WELL THE BAR ACTUALLY THE BAR MEANT [POLE]
Question: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Answer: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
Question: When you have too much of me your bored. When you have too little of me you rush. What am I
Answer: time
