Question: whats a liom when not a lion.
Answer: a sealion
Question: How much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood?
Answer: 2 pounds
Question: A man died in a cabin near a mountainside and he wasn't alone when he died . How did he die?
Answer: The man was in a airplane cabin (cockpit) and he crashed into the mountain and all the passengers and the other pilot were the reason he didn't die alone.
Question: salty water everywhere, but not a sea in sight!
Answer: Tears
Question: what runs but never walks has a mouth but never talks?
Answer: a river
Question: At least thirty white horses, apon a pink hill. What am I?
Answer: Your teeth! (at least thirty teeth apon a pink hill a.k.a. gum)
Question: a cowboy rode to dodge city on friday he stayed there for two days then went out of town on friday.how come?
Answer: his horse is name friday
Question: I have 2 coins that equal the price of 30 cents and 1 of them is not a nickle
Answer: It's a quarter and a nickle. want to know how? I said ONE of them is not a nickel, not none.
Question: What does man love more than life,
Hate more than death, or mortal strife?
That which contented men desire,
The poor have, the rich require?
The miser spends, the spendthrift saves,
And all men carry to their graves?
Hate more than death, or mortal strife?
That which contented men desire,
The poor have, the rich require?
The miser spends, the spendthrift saves,
And all men carry to their graves?
Answer: nothing
