Question: a plane crashed and half of the plane landed in mississippi half landed in alabama where do you burry the survivors
Answer: you dont burry survivors
Question: The man Who made me never uses me
The man who uses me never sees me
The man who sees me always burries me
Answer: A coffin
Question: somthing fun on its bum what is it
Answer: chocolate
Question: Iwent to the store to by a fish.The first fish was to small. The second fish was to big.Iasked If they had any other sizes.Which size fish did I
get?
Answer: Medium
Question: How do you know a clock is hungry?
Answer: It goes back for seconds
Question: You can't hear me but I'm not dead. Who am I ??
Answer: Silence
Question: There is a baby monkey which is stuck in the middle of a forest which is on fire. How do you think the monkey escaped?
Answer: If you yourself do not know the answer, how do you expect the baby monkey to know?!
Question: Imagine if you are trapped on an island. There is no way off the island and you are surrounded by sharks. How do you get off?
Answer: Stop Imagining
Question: What gets wet as it drys?
Answer: a towel
Question: Some FBI agents are going to investigate a murder that happened at 3:00 this afternoon. They discovered a man had been shot. The car was all locked up:the doors, windows everything!A man has just bought a brand new car that could drive right out of a parking lot.
Aparrantly he had been shot while sleeping. The car was in perfect shape. No bullet holes on any part of the car. There was no gun found in the car. He was also alone. How did the man get shot?
Answer: the brand new car was a convertible. He was shot from the back of the car because the top was down!