Question: What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick.
(A stick is very stick-y if I do say so myself)
(A stick is very stick-y if I do say so myself)
Question: ONE DAY TWO FATHERS AND TWO SONS GO ON A FISHING TRIP. EACH OF THEM CATCHES A FISH, BUT WHEN THEY GET BACK HOME THEY ONLY HAVE 3. THEY DIDNT LOSE ANY OR ATE ANY YET. WHY IS THAT?
Answer: THERE WERE ONLY 3 PEOPLE ON THE TRIP
THE GRANDPA THE DAD AND THE SON. THE GRANDPA AND THE DAD WERE THE "FATHERS" AND THE FATHER AND THE SON WERE THE "SONS" U GET IT?
THE GRANDPA THE DAD AND THE SON. THE GRANDPA AND THE DAD WERE THE "FATHERS" AND THE FATHER AND THE SON WERE THE "SONS" U GET IT?
Question: if evry thing is green plants, trees, cows, birds, me, you and even a bungoloe. So what couler are the stairs?
Answer: it would br green if bungoloes had stares!
Question: I am ontop of a star my neighbour is 8 his name is TUV, my god is 4 and my name is PQRS what am I?
Answer: The number 7 on the phone
Question: There was an airplane circling around the border of Canada and America. The airplain made a sudden crash right on the border. Half of the people landed on Canada and half landed in America. Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: No where! They're alive!
Question: What has a neck but no head?
Answer: A bottle!
Question: You are standing on one side of a river and a one hundred thousand dollar bill is on the other side. How do you get to the bill?
Answer: There's no such thing as a $100,000 bill!
Question: a woman shoots her husband then she drowns him then she hangs him and then later on they go to dinner how is that possible?
Answer: the woman took a picture of her husband
Question: Two fathers and two sons go fishing at a lake. In the lake there are only tree fish and each person had a fish when they left the lake. How is this possible.
Answer: There is a grandfather,a father, and a son. The father is both a father and a son. I never said there were four people!
Question: the man who makes it doesnt need it the man who buys it doesnt want it the man who uses it doesnt even know he is using it what am i
Answer: a coffin
