Question: A man and his son were driving one day until they were struck by a drunk driver. The father was killed instantly but the child was still alive but needs surgery right away. He was rushed to the hospital and put into the ER. The surgen entered and said, "I can't operate on this boy... he is my son."

How is this possible?
Answer: There are woman surgans...The surgen was his mother
Question: two men are playing chess and they both win there's no tie, stale mate, nothing like that how is this possible.
Answer: they weren't playing each other
Question: A plane flew from india to Britian, it chrashed in the middle, where did they burry the survivals
Answer: They didn't burry them caused they survived
Question: why do fat people need a diet?
Answer: beacause there tummies might blow
Question: if you utter my name my name i will cease to exist
what am i?
Answer: silents
Question: Dengaku Man is very short, about 1ft tall. Denkgaku Man is on a platform surrounded by clouds on a blue backround with wind rushing behind him. He jumps off the platform, then stops on another. He jumps of the second platform & lands on another. He keeps doing this for 50 more times. Explain what he's really doing & where is he.
Answer: He's jumping down stairs in his house. The wind is from the open window behind him & the clouds are his wall paper.
Question: A man who wants to raise some money for charity. He said that if he raises over £100 he will walk naked through the town center. A week later he raises over £100 so he walks through the town center naked, everybody sees him but dont pay much attention. How is this?
Answer: The man's dog is called naked.
Question: what starts with an e and has only one letter in it????
Answer: an envelope
Question: A man has to pay a bill of $200 to a doctor. He pays it, but he gets so mad that he goes to rob a house. He took every single thing except for $200 in an envelope. Why didn't he take the $200?
Answer: He didn't take it because it was the $200 he paid to the doctor.
Question: A family lived in a round house. There was a father, chef, grandma, grandpa, and three kids. They heard the children scream.The father and chef said they were in the kitchen using sharp knives, the grandpa said he was reading the newswpaper, and the grandma said she was in the corner knitting. Who killed the children?

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Answer: The grandma murdered the children. We know this because she said she was in the corner, but there is no corner in a round house. Therefore, she lied to make herself seem innocent.