Question: A man walks into the bar. He orders a glass of water. The bartender puts a gun to his face. The man says, "Thank you." Why did he say thank you.

HINT HINT: What does water and fear both cure?
Answer: He had the hiccups.
Question: There was 2 fathers and 2 sons that went fishing...they each caught a fish, but there's only 3 fish, why?
Answer: Because there are only 3 people, let me explain.......there's a grandfather which is the father of his son and grandson and the son is the father of the grandson which makes 2 fathers and 2 sons...
Question: what goes up but never comes down
Answer: age
Question: How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: put a little boogey in it!
Question: what do you use with big,old bowling balls?
Answer: Give it to elephants to play marbles with it.
Question: U r the bus driver!!!
2 pwople get on
1 person gets off
10 people get on
4 people get off
6 people get on
4 people get off
wat color is the bus drivers shirt???
Answer: the color of ur shirt
Question: You are in a room. There are no doors, no windows, and no way out. Don't ask me how you got in there, I don't know. attached to the wall is a tube, going horizontally along the wall. It is open at both ends, and has a slight lip thin at one end. There is a ping pong ball stuck at one end, just in far enough that you can't reach it. The ball touches the tube on all sides, but wouldn't be hard to move if you could somehow. For some reason, to get out of the room, you have to get the ball to the other end. In the room with you is a 10 pound cat, an extra large pot of super glue, and a book on parachuting. How do you get the ball to the other end of the tube?
Answer: Pee in the tube. The items were just decoys.
Question: a man walked into a bath room with a real loaded gun and real bullets loaded in,he shot him self in betwen the eyes and lived!how did he do it and no,he's not superman or he didnt miss.
Answer: he shot his reflection
Question: How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?
Answer: She's a Justice of the Peace.
Question: A girl was looking at her myspace's bulletins and one of them said that 10 minutes after she read it she'll get a phone call from her crush. 10 minutes later, she gets a phone call from tyler, her crush. How did this happen?
Answer: Tyler was reading another bulletin on his myspace that if he called his crush she would fall in love with him and since she has dial-up he called every 5 minutes and at the same time she turned off her computer.