Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Question: if you have a O wants a o.what am I

Question: A father and a son were in the same car and got into a car crash. They were both injured so they were taken to the hospital, but the father went into a hospital in a different city and the son went to a hospital a few minutes away. The son needed surgery, so the surgeon walked in and said I cant give him surgery he is my son. Who was the doctor?

Question: You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What is the name of the bus driver?

Question: I am the ruler of shovels,
I have a double.
I am as thin as a knife,
I have a wife.
What am I?

Question:





Each morning I appear

To lie at your feet,

All day I will follow

No matter how fast you run,

Yet I nearly perish

In the midday sun.

Question: A man went to a bar and asked for a glass of water. The bartender pulled out a gun and aimed it at the man's face. When the man left the bar he said thank you. Why?

Question: Which fragment is correct?: The yolk og the egg is white or the yolk of the egg are white?

Question: ok if there are 2 ducks ahead of a duck and 2 ducks behind a duck and 1 duck in the middle how many are there.

Question: I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?