Question: I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy. I have two arms, but only one foot. What am I?
Answer: A lazy boy recliner
Question: I am just two and two, I am hot, I am cold.
I'm the parent of numbers that cannot be told.
I'm a gift beyond measure, a matter of course,
and I'm yielded with pleasure when void of force.
I'm the parent of numbers that cannot be told.
I'm a gift beyond measure, a matter of course,
and I'm yielded with pleasure when void of force.
Answer: A Kiss. Two lips and two lips, can be hot and passionate or cold and impersonal. Almost every child was started of one. You can get the rest...
Question: A man without eyes, saw plums in a tree, he ate no plums, he left no plums, how can this be?
Answer: The man had one eye and there where 2 plums in the tree(he ate one, he left one)
Question: You can do it in vessels for getting you clean.
You can do it to fabric to stop being seen.
You are doing it when you've come up short.
You've done it too when you've equalled in sport.
This may sound like there should be images but then,
You can do all those things without pencil or pen.
What is the word?
You can do it to fabric to stop being seen.
You are doing it when you've come up short.
You've done it too when you've equalled in sport.
This may sound like there should be images but then,
You can do all those things without pencil or pen.
What is the word?
Answer: DRAW.
Question: A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat, he's a butcher.
Question: 
How can this be true? Have a look at the picture. All the lines are straight, the shapes that make up the top picture are the same as the ones in the bottom picture so where does the gap come from?
How can this be true? Have a look at the picture. All the lines are straight, the shapes that make up the top picture are the same as the ones in the bottom picture so where does the gap come from?
Answer: The green triangle has dimensions 2 x 5 and gradient 2 / 5 = 0.4
The red triangle has dimensions 3 x 8 and gradient 3 / 8 = 0.375
Hence the gradient of the green triangle is greater than that of the red triangle.
The red triangle has dimensions 3 x 8 and gradient 3 / 8 = 0.375
Hence the gradient of the green triangle is greater than that of the red triangle.
Question: Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
Answer: Counterfeit money.
Question: A man has been staring at a women for about 3 hours.The only thing that seperates them is a glass window.As the man looks at her all she does is smile.What is he smiling at and what country are they in?
Answer: Hes in France looking at the Mona Lisa!!!!
Question: some people make it but don't want it, some people buy it but don't need it, some people need it but don't know it.
Answer: Education
Question: there are three guys snd they are going to vegas they stop at a hotel and the clerk said it is 15 dolloers for a room and they payed 5 dollers each. then the manager comes to the clerk and says "they payed 5 extra dollers" and the clerk went to give them the money. she will give $2 to 1 guy $2 to another guy and $1 to the other where is the other doller?
Answer: there is no answer it is an mathmatical question
