Question: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A penny.
Question: if u were in a building with no windows and all u had was piece of gold mirror and rock how would u get out
Answer: use the door
Question: A man comes into a jail to visit a prisoner there. A guard stops him and says,"Hold it right there. Only relatives can visit."
The man says," Brothers and sisters, I have none. That man's father is my father's son."
How are the man and prisoner related?
Answer: The prisoner is the man's son.
Question: When you have me you want to share me, but when you share me you no longer have me. What am I?
Answer: a secret.
Question:


I never was, am always to be,

No one ever saw me, nor ever will

And yet I am the confidence of all

To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
Answer: I am Tomorrow
Question: How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line:
5+5+5=550

Can you figure it out?
Answer: Draw a line on the first plus sign that turns it into a 4! The equation then becomes true:
545+5=550
Question: THEIR IS A ROBER. HE HAS TO CHOSE BETWENE 3 ROOMS. THE FIRST ROOM HAS A LIGHTNING STORM IN IT. THE SECEND ROOM HAD NINJAS WITH FULLY LOADED GUNS. THE LAST ROOM HAD LIONS WHO HAVENT EATEN IN 3 YEARS. WICH ROOM SHOULD HE GO IN?
Answer: HE SHOULD GO IN THE ROOM WITH LIONS. THEY WOULD NOT BE ALIVE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT EATEN IN 3 YEARS.
Question: a man never turned off his light for 65 years but 1 night decides to. 31 men die that night why?
Answer: he lived in a light house
Question: What is the longest word in the english language?
Answer: Language. Its the longest word in "the english language"!
Question: There are husband and wife and they want to marry in a church which is in space.They cannot go by space shuttle as they are beggers.How will they marry?
Answer: We call someone a husband or a wife when they both are married.Yes,they both were married already.