Question: There is a murder commited in a round house the mom was cooking the dad was washing the car the son was playing video games the daughter was reading and the maid was cleaning the corner who commited the murder
Answer: the maid because there is no corners in a round house
Question: A man was walking his three dogs and he meets his brother who is walking his 2 dogs. How many feets are together at that one spot?
Answer: 4 because dosgs don't have feets. Dogs have paws.
Question: a woman shots her husband then she drowns him then she hangs him then she takes him out for dinner that night
Answer: she is a photographer
Question: HOW LONG IS A CHINA MAN
Answer: ITS NOT A QUESTION
HOW LONG IS THE CHINA MAN'S NAME
HOW LONG IS THE CHINA MAN'S NAME
Question: 
No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?
No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?
Answer: Fire.
Question: A man who collects rare coins goes into a shop and sees a coin with a roman emperor on one side, and it's dated 2bc. The man buys the coin for quite alot of money and leaves the shop feeling happy. Is this a good deal on him?
Answer: No. Because when the coin was made they wouldn't have known it was bc as christ had not been born yet.
Question: I am at the beginning of all things.
I am at the end of eternity.
There is but one path from my beginning to my end.
My whole embodies indifference.
What am I?
I am at the end of eternity.
There is but one path from my beginning to my end.
My whole embodies indifference.
What am I?
Answer: I am Apathy!
Question: What starts with p, ends with e, and has a million letters in it?
Answer: Post office!
Question: you are boarding a bus along with other people, there are 5 people in total, ther is a nun named mary, a preist named john, a pope named joseph, a priest in training named paul, what is the name of the fifth person.
Answer: its what ever name urs is.
Question: a father and a son go for a ride....they get into an accident and the father is killed instantly and the son is rushed to the hospital for emergency surgury. The doctor looks down on the table and says "I can't operate...that's my son"
what happened?
what happened?
Answer: Answer: The Doctor is the son's MOTHER
