Question: What is send all over tha world but is always at the corner?
Answer: Stamp
Question: A farmer has to get a fox, a goose, and a bag of corn across a river in a boat which is only large enough for her and one of these three items. She does not want to leave the fox alone with the goose nor the goose alone with the corn. How can she get all these items across the river?
Answer: The first thing is to bring the goose, because the fox won't eat the corn. Then bring the corn over and bring the goose back. Then bring the fox over,leave the goose and then get the goose
Question: Granny looked up from her rocking chair and said:

As far as I can tell, there is only one anagram of the word trinket. What is it?
Answer: The word knitter.
Question: First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away. What am I?
Answer: I am a Dandelion.
Question: My first is not bent around.
My second means "lift her up"
or "cut her to the ground."

What am I?
Answer: A straight razor.
Question: Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers
Answer: $9.00 on markers
Question: what creature has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at nighttime?
Answer: A Human. This is how it works:

In the moring of their life humans are babies and crawl on all fours, thus making them walk on four legs in the morning of their life.

In the afternoon, you stand up right on your two legs, making you have two legs in the afternoon of your life.

Nighttime represents someone's old age. They walk on two legs, but the third is their cane!
Question: There is a golden bungalow everything in the bungalow is gold - what colour are the stairs???
Answer: Bungalows don't have stairs!!!
Question: once there was a bride who lived with her mother-in-law and was very fond of rasberrys.she liked them so much she would steal them from the mother-in-law.the mother-in-law had a feeling that the bride was the one stealing the rasberrys because before she moved in they were never stolen before.so the mother-in-law came up with a plan she would put some rsberrys on the floor and see if she would take them.so when the bride did see it she did not eat it she picked it up and went to the mother-in-law and said only three words which convinced the mother-in-law that she was not the culperate.what were her three words?
Answer: "what is this" if she did not know what it was she would not have stolen it
Question: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer: A stamp.hehehehehehehe