Question: A man with a feild has not enough money to buy a scarecrow nor does he have the right equiptment yet he has no crows in his field
Why?
Why?
Answer: He hasnt any vegetables in his feild
Question: you ride into a town on wednesday,you stay three days and leave on wednesday. how is that possible?
Answer: Your horse's name is wednesday.
Question: What paper makes you itch?
Answer: sratch paper
Question: what 2 coins make up 30 cents ( one is not a nickle)
Answer: a nickle and a quater(sp) (one is a quarter which isnt a nickle and the other is a nickle because the quater isn't a nickle )
Question: It's night and three man are walking down a sidewalk. They are walking in a straight line parrallel to the road. They are wearing green, yellow, and red respectively. The man wearing yellow walks onto the road but the cars don't hit him. The man wearing red does the same and avoids being hit. The green man also walks out but is disregarded by the first car. Why is this so?
Answer: The three man are symbols of a stop light that is being carried across the road. The lights of the cars show the color of each "man" and stop on red, slow down on yellow, but cars are not required to stop on green.
Question: About the size of a squash,
He robs the whole village.
He robs the whole village.
Answer: A rat.
Question: THERE IS A ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS AND DOORS IT ONLY HAS A TABLE WITH A CANDLE LIT ON IT AND A MAN IS TRAPPED IN IT HOW CAN HE GET OUT OF THE ROOM?
Answer: HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON THE CANDLE TILL IT GOES SAW
HE CUTS THE TABLE IN HALF 2 HALFS MAKE A HOLE AND HE JUMPS OUT OF THE HOLE.
HE CUTS THE TABLE IN HALF 2 HALFS MAKE A HOLE AND HE JUMPS OUT OF THE HOLE.
Question: What is black and white and red all around?
Answer: A Newspaper! It's black and white, and READ all around the world.
Question: Terry and Mike took two priceless rings.Yet the cops knew where they where,and when they would be there.Terry went back for more,but Mike retired.But the cops knew that he did this.How???
Answer: They were "Superbowl ring".Terry=Terry Bradshaw
Mike=??
Mike=??
Question: BAby corn and mama corn were walking home one day when babycorn found squashed corn on the floor. He asked mamma corn who that is? What did she say?
Answer: I'm sorry baby that is popcorn. He had died ths morning and I wanted you to see him before a human pops him and eats popcorn.
