Question: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Question: Face like a tree
Skin like the sea
A great beast i be
But vermin frighten me
What am i...

Question: In marble halls as white as milk,
Lined with a skin assoft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear
A golden apple doth appear.
No doors there are to this stron hall.
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

Question: How far can a dog walk into a forest?

Question: if a plane crashes on the line that separates NSW from QLD, then where do they bury the survivors?

Question: My form is beauteous to the ravish'd sight,
My habit happy, my colour gold or white;
When ladies take the air, I, without pride,
A faithful partner, am close by their side;
I near their persons constantly remain,
A favourite slave, bound with a golden chain;
And though I can both speak and go alone,
Yet are my motions to myself unknown.

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Question: A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Question: Where is there is no south, west, nor east, and weather not fit for man or beast

Question: what is greter than God
what is eviler than the devil
the poor have it the rich need it
if you eat it you die

Question: Is there a fourth of July in England?