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Question:
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
Answer:
A pelican!

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Question:
Railroad crossing with no cars. How do you spell that with no r's?
Answer:
t-h-a-t

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Question:
I am one of a dozen, though there are two of me.

I can only be found when you cannot see.

What am i?
Answer:
Midnight.

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