Riddle:
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Nice guys finish last.
Riddle:
Birds of a feather flock together. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Riddle:
What has to be broken before you use it?
Answer: Eggs.
Riddle:
Sixteen players start the game. One player gets involved in every play but doesn't care who wins. Each team has seven players who stay loyal to their team, but despite their loyalty, they often leave before the game is over. The final player has no loyalty to either team, but is committed to the game and never leaves until the end. What game is it?
Answer: Pool (i.e. 8-ball billiards).
Riddle:
Their trunks are all packed and they wave their salutes. Will they hurry away on the wing? Don’t worry, my dear; you’ll not lose them. Don't fear! They never do leave till the spring. What are they?
Answer: Trees.
Riddle:
The squeaking wheel gets the grease. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Silence is golden.
Riddle:
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A Sponge.
Riddle:
This poor man refused to eat, and was extremely sad ever since, cause of death? Think: Starvation, or depression... he felt nothing inside. So what was the cause of death?
Answer: Emptiness.
Riddle:
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
Answer: Sawdust.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a dog with a trickster’s day?
Answer: April Drool’s Day.
A playful pun on “April Fools’,” this reflects the holiday’s goofy humor.
Riddle:
You use me for my name, I'm not a breeze to tame, I'm fastest when I'm full and when it's cheap it sounds the same. You'll spot a nest near me (although I'm not a tree), the sea is fore, the sea is aft, it's all around, you see. What am I?
Answer: A sail.
Riddle:
What flies but never lands?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck! lol!
Riddle:
Is it anger? no. What is the anagrammed word?
Answer: Resignation.
Riddle:
Its waves and ripples please us all, We love to see it flying. And none can make a better one, You’ll waste your time in trying. What is it?
Answer: Our flag.
Riddle:
As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man who drew his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle, I said his name. What is it?
Answer: His name is Andrew.
Riddle:
Round as an apple, Deep as a cup, All the King's horses Can't pull it up.
What is it?
Answer: It is a well.
Riddle:
Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?
Answer: Your own eyes.
Riddle:
What is that which, supposing it's greatest breadth to be four inches, length nine inches, and depth three inches and contains a solid foot?
Answer: A shoe.
Riddle:
What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and a prankster’s delight? One’s full of thanks, the other’s full of fright!
Answer: April Fools' Day.
This contrasts Thanksgiving’s gratitude with April Fools' Day’s playful scares and tricks.
