Riddle:
As an April Fool's joke, a prankster, who works in an assisted living facility, created a flyer and distributed one to each room of the facility. Here is what the flyer announced: Attention!!! All residents!!! Several creatures have recently been spotted in hallways and day areas of this facility. The primary creature seen is reported to be warm-blooded, is between 60 and 72 inches in length, and has three legs and three feet. There have even been rarer sightings of several of these life forms having six legs and six feet. Anyone sighting either of these two creatures should immediately notify the receptionist for instructions. What do you suppose the living organisms were to which the prankster was referring in his April Fool's flyers?
Answer: The "creatures" to which the prankster was referring, were the residents who used canes and walkers. Each cane acted as a resident's third leg, with a foot at the base of each cane. The rarer "creatures" were the residents using four-legged walkers with a foot at the bottom of each leg. These sums were added to each resident's physical two legs and two feet which accounted for the description of the "life forms" in the flyers.
Riddle:
What can you find in Texas but not in the states Ohio, Utah or Iowa?
Answer: The vowel “e”.
Riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
I belong in a gallery, but add one letter I belong in a racetrack. What am I?
Answer: Kart.
Riddle:
What is always in front of you but you can never see it?
Answer: The future.
Riddle:
Buckets, Barrels, Baskets, Cans. What must you fill with empty hands?
Answer: Gloves, duh!
Riddle:
What is it that goes through the woods and never touches a twig?
Answer: Sound.
Riddle:
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Answer: Santa Pause.
Riddle:
The man who invented it doesn't want it, the man who buys it doesn't need it, and the man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: A Coffin.
Riddle:
What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?
Answer: A Bed.
Riddle:
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Riddle:
Don't judge a book by its cover. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Clothes make the man.
Riddle:
What has holes but can still hold water?
Answer: An easy one!? The answer is SPONGE! Isn't that easy, my friend?
Riddle:
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Answer: The day is Thursday!
Riddle:
As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man who tipped his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle, I said his name. What is it?
Answer: And drew = ANDREW.
Riddle:
What is the thing which, Once poured out, Cannot be gathered again?
Answer: Water or liquid.
Riddle:
What is firm but soft, shows emotion, but doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you?
Answer: Your feelings.
Riddle:
What has emotions, but isn't living? Can be as Blue as the ocean or Red as blood. sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sometimes angry.
Answer: A mood ring.
Riddle:
He lived for days and months and years. Almost away from air, And never a leg nor arm had he, And never a lock of hair. But neither crippled nor lame was he. Nor had he a coat to wear. What is it?
Answer: A fish.
Riddle:
A digger worked to get it, It took him all the day. And when, at last, he got it. What was it, anyway? So light you couldn't weigh it. No color one could see, Much bigger than the digger, What, then, could it be?
Answer: A hole.
