Riddle:
What musical instrument would you use to catch a fish?
Answer: Castanets.
Riddle:
What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold!
Riddle:
What kind of dog has no tail?
Answer: A hot dog.
Riddle:
What can be seen, but cannot be touched, and when put in a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?
Answer: A beam of light!
Riddle:
When it's gone bad and flat I hate it but when it's fresh and fizzy I love to taste it.
What is it?
Answer: Soda.
Riddle:
What do steel workers sing in the shower?
Answer: Heavy Metal.
Riddle:
The songs she sings beneath bright moons Disturb my night's repose, But, oh, those whispery, rumbly tunes! She charms us all with those. You must come near and listen well To hear her rumble song. I've told enough, so you should tell To whom these songs belong. What is it?
Answer: A cat.
Riddle:
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Answer: A stamp!
Riddle:
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Don't cross the bridge until you come to it.
Riddle:
What starts with 'I', ends in 'Y', and once it grabs you, it never says goodbye?
Answer: Insanity.
Riddle:
What do you call bidding for the highest rated cash vault?
Answer: A safe-bet.
Riddle:
What is cut on a table, divided out among friends, yet no one eats it?
Answer: A deck of cards on a poker table.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle:
More haste less speed. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Time waits for no man.
Riddle:
A dagger thrust at my own heart, Dictates the way I'm swayed. Left I stand, and right I yield, To the twisting of the blade. What am I?
Answer: A Lock.
Riddle:
I go around in circles But always straight ahead, Never complain No matter where I am led. What am I?
Answer: A wagon wheel.
Riddle:
What creature has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet in the evening?
Answer: Man crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two as an adult, and needs a walking cane when old. The Sphinx posed this riddle to Oedipus who solved the riddle correctly.
Riddle:
A girl named Sadie was home alone one night. She wanted to relax after a long day instead of going to the movies. Her parents were really running late! So Sadie watched horror movie after horror movie after horror movie! But then she called 911 because she saw a man on her patio! Quickly the police came. They observed the whole house and the patio but their were no footsteps anywhere! Then, one cop found the answer to it all. What was it?
Answer: A man had broke into the house and hid behind the couch. The cop found footprints back there, and it was the mans reflection that Sadie saw.
Riddle:
What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"?
Answer: "Firetruck"! It's not a swear word!
Riddle:
While sitting in his living room one evening, Jim thought he heard some voices outside. At that same moment, he observed a dark blur quickly pass by his window, just as daylight was fading. He saw it return to pass by his window a second, a third, and a fourth time. Thinking it must be a bird or a bat, Jim thought little of it, until about 20 minutes later when he saw the same blur pass by his window --- but this time it was a dull greenish color! He immediately jumped to his feet and ran to the window, just in time to see a glowing disk-shaped object hover, and then land on top of his neighbor's roof where it remained motionless. Jim watched for a long time, as it slowly began to lose its glow. He considered calling the police to report a possible U.F.O. sighting, but he didn't want to risk becoming a "community crackpot", so he decided instead to wait until morning to see if the strange, glowing craft remained on the roof where it had landed. What do you suppose Jim saw on his neighbor’s roof the next morning?
Answer: The "U.F.O." Jim had seen was a black frisbee two kids had been throwing in his back yard. As it began to get dark, they switched to a glow-in-the-dark frisbee to see it better. Unfortunately, the first time they threw it, they quickly ran off, as they saw they had thrown it onto the neighbor's roof, and they didn't want to get into trouble.
