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Riddle:

What is dressed when night falls and undressed when day breaks?

Answer:

Fire.

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Riddle:

I am something, I am endless as chain. Once you have me you are bound for life but young girls want me. What am I?

Answer:

A wedding ring.

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Riddle:

What did the robber get his wife for her birthday?

Answer:

A stole.

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Riddle:

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer:

"No noose is good noose."

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Riddle:

There is a girl named Elise Rose. 2 visitors come to her home and ask "where is Elise Rose?" Where is she?

Answer:

In the Garden!

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Riddle:

You can get fooled by me and you have no clue what you are doing, you can see them day and night. What am I?

Answer:

A sign.

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Riddle:

What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive me partner for hanging much more time on him than to you my dear partner. Muppet: No partner, it is you who kill your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back.

Answer:

Split personality or Associative Identity Disorder.

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Riddle:

Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?

Answer:

Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!

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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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