Riddle: What is the next letter? W, I, T, N, ..?
Answer: L!
Riddle: How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle: Bob fell over 30 feet but there was not a scratch, bruise, or broken bone. He did not get hurt at all. How is that possible?
Answer: He fell over 30 peoples feet at the movie theaters.
Riddle: What is dressed when night falls and undressed when day breaks?
Answer: Fire.
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle: You can get fooled by me and you have no clue what you are doing, you can see them day and night. What am I?
Answer: A sign.
Riddle: Why did W reject U?
Answer: Because 3 is a crowd!
Riddle: You and four other people robbed a bank for 200,000,000 dollars you evenly split the money for every person you get 25% of the money how much do you get.
Answer: You get a 100% cut because 25% x 4 = 100%.
Riddle: When is a ship at sea not on the water?
Answer: When she is on fire.
Riddle: How do you divide 10 apples into 11 people?
Answer: You make applesauce.
Riddle: What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive me partner for hanging much more time on him than to you my dear partner. Muppet: No partner, it is you who kill your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back.
Answer: Split personality or Associative Identity Disorder.
Riddle: Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Riddle: There is a girl named Elise Rose. 2 visitors come to her home and ask "where is Elise Rose?" Where is she?
Answer: In the Garden!
Riddle: When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle: I'm not sure where everyone is and there are grave's here. Where am I?
Answer: A grave yard.
Riddle: When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle: What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle: A man called 911 and said he saw a masked man, the police said where are you? They said 3325 Quader Street, when the police went there, they never came back. Why?
Answer: The man who called is the masked man.
Riddle: Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle: Always invisible, yet never out of sight.
What are they?
Answer: The letters I & S.
