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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Introduce it to Jesse James.

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Riddle:

I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. What am I?

Answer:

A ship dock!

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Riddle:

Place three matches on a table. Tell a friend to add two more matches to make eight.

Answer:

Add two matches to make a roman numeral eight.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?

Answer:

Because it works both ways.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?

Answer:

Lift the hood and look in.

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Riddle:

When is a ship at sea not on the water?

Answer:

When she is on fire.

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