Riddle: With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle: How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?
Answer: Lift the hood and look in.
Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
Riddle: When are you most likely to see through a man?
Answer: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Riddle: Which has more tails? A. 1 Dog B. 2 Dogs C. 3 Dogs D. No Dog
Answer: D. No Dog NO dog has more tails!
Riddle: What is one animal that can see at night but is blinded during the day?
Answer: A bat and 1=a.
Riddle: What instrument plays from the heart?
Answer: The lungs.
Riddle: A policeman bursts through the door, and he finds exactly what the caller described. A man is hanging from the ceiling of the house. There was no furniture, no windows and the man was not psychically killed, or poisoned. The only thing the policeman found was a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?
Answer: He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.
Riddle: I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. What am I?
Answer: A ship dock!
Riddle: What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
Answer: To Hungary.
Riddle: What came first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: The chicken. There had to be a chicken in order for the egg to be layed.
Riddle: What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A Choker.
Riddle: What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
Answer: One is female, the other is mail-fee.
Riddle: Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle: Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?
Answer: It is under the lash.
Riddle: What did the pen say to the paper?
Answer: Lets run away and WRITE
Riddle: How can you spell "enemy" in three letters?
Answer: F O E.
Riddle: What number squared = 12345678987654321?
Answer: 111,111,111
Riddle: Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
Answer: A fly.
