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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Introduce it to Jesse James.

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Riddle:

How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?

Answer:

Lift the hood and look in.

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Riddle:

Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?

Answer:

Because it works both ways.

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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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