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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

When are eyes not eyes?

Answer:

When the wind makes them water.

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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