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Riddle:

A policeman bursts through the door, and he finds exactly what the caller described. A man is hanging from the ceiling of the house. There was no furniture, no windows and the man was not psychically killed, or poisoned. The only thing the policeman found was a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?

Answer:

He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.

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Riddle:

Old nanny goat in a long petticoat, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?

Answer:

A Lit Candle.

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Riddle:

I am needed to survive, but when am here there is evil and good, when am gone others come in, you don't seek me you die. What I am?

Answer:

Money.

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Riddle:

What is dressed when night falls and undressed when day breaks?

Answer:

Fire.

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Riddle:

When is a bright idea like a clock?

Answer:

When it strikes one.

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Riddle:

Why were the tennis players arrested?

Answer:

Because they had racquets.

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Riddle:

Who is the meanest goat in the west?

Answer:

Billy the Kid.

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Riddle:

There was a man who everybody called Batman he knew nothing about bats and thought they were gross. He still loved it when people called him Batman! How could this be?

Answer:

He was the star baseball player!

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Riddle:

Now matter what, I come to you round, Floating up, floating down, A single pop, I'm on the ground, Then comes your unpleasant frown. What am I?

Answer:

I am a bubble. Bubbles always come out round no matter how you blow it. Bubbles also pop when they touch the ground. Usually bubbles go up and then down. Most of the time you and I will frown when a bubble pops. Therefore, the answer is a bubble.

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Riddle:

Bob fell over 30 feet but there was not a scratch, bruise, or broken bone. He did not get hurt at all. How is that possible?

Answer:

He fell over 30 peoples feet at the movie theaters.

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