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Riddle:

What is dressed when night falls and undressed when day breaks?

Answer:

Fire.

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Riddle:

Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?

Answer:

Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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Riddle:

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer:

"No noose is good noose."

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Riddle:

You can get fooled by me and you have no clue what you are doing, you can see them day and night. What am I?

Answer:

A sign.

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Riddle:

I am something, I am endless as chain. Once you have me you are bound for life but young girls want me. What am I?

Answer:

A wedding ring.

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Riddle:

What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive me partner for hanging much more time on him than to you my dear partner. Muppet: No partner, it is you who kill your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back.

Answer:

Split personality or Associative Identity Disorder.

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Riddle:

A man called 911 and said he saw a masked man, the police said where are you? They said 3325 Quader Street, when the police went there, they never came back. Why?

Answer:

The man who called is the masked man.

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Riddle:

What is the next letter? W, I, T, N, ..?

Answer:

L!

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