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Riddle:

On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?

Answer:

On the outside, of course.

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Riddle:

What islands should have good singers?

Answer:

The Canary islands.

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Riddle:

Why does this light shine?

Answer:

It was turned on.

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Riddle:

What is dressed when night falls and undressed when day breaks?

Answer:

Fire.

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Riddle:

I am something, I am endless as chain. Once you have me you are bound for life but young girls want me. What am I?

Answer:

A wedding ring.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer:

"No noose is good noose."

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Riddle:

You can get fooled by me and you have no clue what you are doing, you can see them day and night. What am I?

Answer:

A sign.

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Riddle:

What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive me partner for hanging much more time on him than to you my dear partner. Muppet: No partner, it is you who kill your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back.

Answer:

Split personality or Associative Identity Disorder.

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Riddle:

You and four other people robbed a bank for 200,000,000 dollars you evenly split the money for every person you get 25% of the money how much do you get.

Answer:

You get a 100% cut because 25% x 4 = 100%.

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