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Riddle:

I am something, I kiss my momma before i die. What am I?

Answer:

A matchstick.

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Riddle:

Why did W reject U?

Answer:

Because 3 is a crowd!

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Riddle:

What game has a black dragon?

Answer:

Skool of dragons.

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Riddle:

What islands should have good singers?

Answer:

The Canary islands.

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Riddle:

I am something, I am endless as chain. Once you have me you are bound for life but young girls want me. What am I?

Answer:

A wedding ring.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive me partner for hanging much more time on him than to you my dear partner. Muppet: No partner, it is you who kill your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back.

Answer:

Split personality or Associative Identity Disorder.

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Riddle:

Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?

Answer:

Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!

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Riddle:

You and four other people robbed a bank for 200,000,000 dollars you evenly split the money for every person you get 25% of the money how much do you get.

Answer:

You get a 100% cut because 25% x 4 = 100%.

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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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