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Riddle:

I am the symbol of prying and meddling, for I smell fish that is worth a roundabout fish to fry. What am I?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

What are three things that have eyes, yet can't see?

Answer:

Needle, storm and  potato.

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Riddle:

What is the noblest musical instrument?

Answer:

An upright piano.

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Riddle:

What is it that is full all day and empty at night?

Answer:

Shoes.

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Riddle:

A policeman bursts through the door, and he finds exactly what the caller described. A man is hanging from the ceiling of the house. There was no furniture, no windows and the man was not psychically killed, or poisoned. The only thing the policeman found was a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?

Answer:

He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.

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Riddle:

Why were the tennis players arrested?

Answer:

Because they had racquets.

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Riddle:

What instrument plays from the heart?

Answer:

The lungs.

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Riddle:

Bob fell over 30 feet but there was not a scratch, bruise, or broken bone. He did not get hurt at all. How is that possible?

Answer:

He fell over 30 peoples feet at the movie theaters.

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Riddle:

I am needed to survive, but when am here there is evil and good, when am gone others come in, you don't seek me you die. What I am?

Answer:

Money.

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Riddle:

I am something, I kiss my momma before i die. What am I?

Answer:

A matchstick.

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