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Riddle:

How do you divide 10 apples into 11 people?

Answer:

You make applesauce.

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Riddle:

A policeman bursts through the door, and he finds exactly what the caller described. A man is hanging from the ceiling of the house. There was no furniture, no windows and the man was not psychically killed, or poisoned. The only thing the policeman found was a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?

Answer:

He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.

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Riddle:

What is the noblest musical instrument?

Answer:

An upright piano.

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Riddle:

Why were the tennis players arrested?

Answer:

Because they had racquets.

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Riddle:

I am needed to survive, but when am here there is evil and good, when am gone others come in, you don't seek me you die. What I am?

Answer:

Money.

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Riddle:

Bob fell over 30 feet but there was not a scratch, bruise, or broken bone. He did not get hurt at all. How is that possible?

Answer:

He fell over 30 peoples feet at the movie theaters.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

I am something, I kiss my momma before i die. What am I?

Answer:

A matchstick.

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Riddle:

An american guy died and went to hell. What were his last words?

Answer:

Hell-O (Hello)

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Riddle:

A ship that puts a road in order,

What is it?

Answer:

A smoothing iron.

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