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Riddle:
Johnny pounds rocks all day at the samuel l. jackson state penitentiary (named after his uncle), where he is serving 20 years for killing his ex-wife betty white. Johnny was arrested by his step father's oldest son sherriff andy griffith, and his sister in-law mary tyler moore represented him in court. The key witness to the murder was his high school sweethearts illegitimate son ronnie howard. The day of the sentencing many of his family testified that johnny was a rotten apple; cousin arthur fonzarelli, half-sister carol burnett, aunt valerie bertinelli, even the milk man don johnson. The weapon was never found.
What is Johnny's last name?
Answer: Johnny Pounds, he's the lead guitarist in the jail house band. He "rocks all day".
Riddle:
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till its guts come out. What is it?
Answer: It is a gun.
Riddle:
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?" The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
Answer: A byte can only be 1 or 0. On is 1 Off is 0. Get the joke now?
Riddle:
A man is looking at a picture of himself. Brothers and sisters I have none. But that mans father is my fathers son?
Answer: His Grandson.
Riddle:
My first is found on the ocean wave, In the spring, the pit, and the mine; My second below earth's surface you have, Where seldom the sun can shine. My whole your dinner-table must grace, And seldom fails to obtain a place.
What am I?
Answer: Salt-cellar.
Riddle:
Why is a bullet like a tender glance?
Answer: Because it pierces hearts.
Riddle:
Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
Answer: Because they can't see C# sharp!!!
Riddle:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?
Answer: Canoe help me with my homework?
Riddle:
Why does this light shine?
Answer: It was turned on.
Riddle:
What type of drum are you not able to play?
Answer: Conundrum.
