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Riddle:
Miley and bob are dead. How did they die? The house has no roof. It is triangular. And 5 people live there. The mom was cooking fish for dinner. The dad was cutting the grass. The brother was eating a cheese cracker. The sister was praying. The grandma was sleeping. They lived during a famine. They lived in the middle of no where. There were many earthquakes. The beach was 2 miles away. Who killed them?
Answer: The mom. She was cooking them they were pet fish. And they had no food to eat.
Riddle:
One summer evening, as Irene sat on the front porch of her old Kentucky home, she witnessed about a dozen men in two large trucks pull up to an old abandoned farmhouse about a hundred yards from hers. Suspicious, she grabbed her binoculars and observed two of the men approach the old farmhouse --- and set it on fire! After ten minutes had passed, the farmhouse was completely engulfed in flames, but neither Irene nor any of her neighbors in sight of the burning building ever bothered to call 9-1-1 to report any of these events. To make matters even worse, two police cars passed the flaming house but never bothered to stop. What happened to civic duty and responsibility? Has society totally turned its back on the idea of neighbors helping neighbors; or is there an alternate explanation for these events? What exactly was happening here?
Answer: As Irene and her neighbors looked out of their respective windows, they all saw the two large trucks were actually fire engines carrying about a dozen firemen. They obviously had come with permission from the owner of the abandoned farmhouse, to perform a training exercise on fire fighting techniques (Irene and her neighbors had received notification from the fire company of this planned exercise earlier that same week). After the firemen started the building on fire, they proceeded to practice their skills in putting out the blaze. The police cars who passed the fire saw the firefighters were training, as they also had been notified of this planned fire at the start of their shift. The owner of the building got rid of his old farmhouse, and gave the fire company some needed practice, providing a win-win situation.
Riddle:
When is a car like a woman?
Answer: When it wears a car bra.
Riddle:
Where does Darth Vader get his coffee?
Answer: At the Star Bars!
Riddle:
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
Answer: A man.
Riddle:
What did one fence reply to another?
Answer: I don't know, but, it probably took it a bit of-'fence'-sive.
Riddle:
What do I start and end with?
Answer: The letter I.
Riddle:
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? (Think hard about this)
Answer: Where is my tractor?
Riddle:
What has wheels, flies, but stays on the ground?
Answer: A trashtruck!
Riddle:
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The living room.
