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"The" Riddles - Next 10 of 3219.
Riddle:
Why was the plumber so tired?
Answer: He was drained.
Riddle:
What is both possible and impossible at the same time?
Answer: Impossibility.
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle:
A woman is 6 months pregnant when she falls into a coma for 3 months. When she wakes up, she asks the doctor about her babies. The doctor states that she had twins, 1 boy, and 1 girl. They're doing fine and her brother named them. The woman goes "No, No, No, not my brother - he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" The doctor says Daneice. What did the brother name the boy?
Answer: Danephew
Riddle:
A farmer was playing hide and seek with his wife. His wife hid in their family's vehicle. How did the farmer find his wife?
Answer: He tractor down! (TRACKED HER down)
Riddle:
Sometimes I am black, sometimes I am white sometimes you can see me at night. I have friends that are with me that are much smaller. Some of you have walked on me but not all. What am I?
Answer: The Moon.
Riddle:
What happened when Mickey Mouse fell into the bathtub?
Answer: He came out squeaky clean.
Riddle:
A farmer has never taken a shower in his life. He gets dirty every day, wears no cleansing scents, and is always clean at the end of the day. How is this possible?
Answer: The farmer takes a bath every day.
Riddle:
I'm not pants but I have pockets;
I can't dance but I have four legs.
I come in different sizes depending on the size of the room.
What am I?
Answer: A pool table.
Riddle:
If you know me, you feel accomplished. If you don't know me, you feel stupid. What am I?
Answer: The answer to a riddle, stupid.
