Riddle:
I am the only organ that named itself. What am I?
Answer: The brain.
Riddle:
Tommy tackled Tilly to take his tank and tickle her tummy. How many T's are in that sentence.
Answer: 3- I asked how many T's were in 'that sentence'.
Riddle:
When I take 5 and add 6, I get 11. But when I add 6 and 7, I get 1. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
Does Brittain have a 4th of July?
Answer: Yes, it also have July 1, 2, 3, 5 and so on.
Riddle:
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?
Answer: You, hopefully.
Riddle:
Every day a biker would carry a bag of sand through a border with a different bike. A policeman would see him and ask what was he stealing. What was the biker stealing?
Answer: Bikes. He came to the border with a different bike everyday.
Riddle:
Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Answer: Because They don't have Windows.
Riddle:
What is the missing half of each word pair?
1. Hot and
2. Lock and
3. Black and
4. Scream and
5. Body and
6. Left and
7. Bacon and
8. Cat and
9. Up and
10. Burgers and
Answer: 1. Cold
2. Key
3. White/Blue
4. Shout
5. Soul
6. Right
7. Eggs
8. Mouse
9. Down
10. Fries
Riddle:
Write the missing half of each word pair ?
11. Peace and
12. Thunder and
13. Back and
14. Thick and
15. Tooth and
16. Sticks and
17. Aches and
18. Bread and
19. Hammer and
20. Hide and
Answer: 11. Quiet
12. Lightning
13. Forth
14. Thin
15. Nail
16. Stones
17. Pains
18. Butter
19. Nail
20. Seek
Riddle:
It doesn't bark, it doesn't bite but it still won't let you in the house. What is it?
Answer: A lock.
