Riddle:
I stump people, I hurt people's brains. But when people get me, when they understand me, they are satisfied. What am I?
Answer: A riddle.
Riddle:
What kind of bird writes?
Answer: A pen-guin.
Riddle:
What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?
Answer: A school bus.
Riddle:
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Answer: Add a g and it's g-one.
Riddle:
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Answer: A Cupcake.
Riddle:
Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?
Answer: The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.
Riddle:
What number do you get when you multiply all the numbers on a telephone's number pad?
Answer: 0, anything multiplied by 0 will equal zero.
Riddle:
I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?
Answer: Death.
Riddle:
This number added to it's square, and the digits of that summation added together, bring it back to itself. What is it?
Answer: 3. 3 squared is 9. 3+9=12. Take the two digits of the summation and add them; 1+2=3. In short; 3-9-12-3. This can also work with the number 0 and 9.
Riddle:
What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: A hole.
