Riddle:
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Answer: A Cupcake.
Riddle:
Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?
Answer: The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.
Riddle:
What number do you get when you multiply all the numbers on a telephone's number pad?
Answer: 0, anything multiplied by 0 will equal zero.
Riddle:
I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?
Answer: Death.
Riddle:
This number added to it's square, and the digits of that summation added together, bring it back to itself. What is it?
Answer: 3. 3 squared is 9. 3+9=12. Take the two digits of the summation and add them; 1+2=3. In short; 3-9-12-3. This can also work with the number 0 and 9.
Riddle:
What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: A hole.
Riddle:
What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
Answer: A football team!
Riddle:
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle:
I craft crowns of gold and bridges of silver. Who am I?
Answer: A dentist!
Riddle:
I am a being with many faces. My first is peaceful and calm, but can kill you. My second is strong enough to smash ships but still fears the sun. My third flies when it's born and runs when it's dead. My fourth goes away and never returns. What am I?
Answer: Water.
