Riddle:
What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
Answer: A football team!
Riddle:
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle:
I craft crowns of gold and bridges of silver. Who am I?
Answer: A dentist!
Riddle:
I am a being with many faces. My first is peaceful and calm, but can kill you. My second is strong enough to smash ships but still fears the sun. My third flies when it's born and runs when it's dead. My fourth goes away and never returns. What am I?
Answer: Water.
Riddle:
I have no wings but I can fly. I can cry but I have no eyes. What am I?
Answer: I am a cloud.
Riddle:
I'm gentle enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky and strong enough to crack rocks. What am I?
Answer: Water.
Riddle:
I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?
Answer: Mushroom.
Riddle:
If you go to a place where they tell you facts what is it called?
Answer: A Factory:)
Riddle:
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Answer: Chicago. The first three words out of seven of chicken are CHI, the first two words out of 3 of cat are CA, and the first two words out of goat are GO. Therefore making, (CHI)(CA)(GO).
Riddle:
I am known everywhere as a criminal, yet I have never done anything illegal. I always have an inside angle on you, and there are two of me for every one of you. What am I?
Answer: I am... the crook of an elbow! The crook is called a crook (obviously), and as your arms are on the side of your body, the insides of your elbows most nearly always have an inside angle on you; it's not psychological at all! And for every arm is an elbow, so two elbows means two crooks of an elbow per person.
