Riddle:
When you open me I make a sound. When you close me i make a thud. What am I?
Answer: A door!
Riddle:
I'm flat when I'm new. I'm fat when you use me. I release my gas when something sharp touches me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.
Riddle:
What did the beaver say to Daniel?
Answer: Dam Daniel!
Riddle:
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps.
Riddle:
A family went to their day house, dropped the kids off, and went to get groceries. When the parents returned, all of the kids were dead. The butler said he was dusting, the maid said she was making the beds, and the nanny said she was unpacking the suitcases. Who did it?
Answer: The maid because it was a day house and there are no beds.
Riddle:
What side of a cat has the most fur?
Answer: The outside.
Riddle:
You walk into your house you see three doors you've never seen before. One vampire bats that will suck your blood. Two zombies that will eat your brain. Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. Which one do you go through?
Answer: Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over 6 months because he would be dead.
Riddle:
You walk onto a bridge you see a boat full of people but there is not a single person on it. How is that possible?
Answer: There all married.
Riddle:
There is an old abandoned house, there are six fish and three die. How many are left?
Answer: Six no one cleaned the tank out. You probably said three.
Riddle:
You walk into your house the electricity is out you see three doors that you have never seen before. You go through the one with a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. There are another three doors you go through the one with an empty room. There's a man that says how do you want to be murdered with the gun the knife or the electric chair that will kill you in an instant. How will you survive?
Answer: The electric chair because your electricity is out.
