Riddle:
What does an island and the letter T have in common?
Answer: They're both in water.
Riddle:
I've existed for Trillions of years, but only been around for 30 days. What am I?
Answer: The moon. You get a full moon every 30 days.
Riddle:
A woman was found dead in a ditch. They picked up her phone and called the first person in her contacts, which was the husband. They called the husband and said, "Hi, your wife was found dead in a ditch, please hurry!" So, the husband came to the ditch and got arrested. Why did he get arrested?
Answer: The husband killed her, because he knew where the ditch was.
Riddle:
Who hates girls, but loves walls?
Answer: Donald Trump.
Riddle:
A guy and his wife went to the store and left their three children at home. When they returned, all of his children were dead. The au pair said she was reading the newspaper. the maid said she was making the beds, and the butler said he was putting away the groceries. Who did it?
Answer: The butler because the parents went to the store to get the groceries. Therefore, they were out of groceries and there was none to put away.
Riddle:
I'm fast but I'm slow and you can never catch me. What am I?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
When you open me I make a sound. When you close me i make a thud. What am I?
Answer: A door!
Riddle:
I'm flat when I'm new. I'm fat when you use me. I release my gas when something sharp touches me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.
Riddle:
What did the beaver say to Daniel?
Answer: Dam Daniel!
Riddle:
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps.
