Riddle:
Are you smart? "Yes". How do you spell it? "_____"
Answer: "I-t".
Riddle:
I have three eyes and one leg. If you disobey me, you will surely be punished. What am I?
Answer: I'm a traffic light! If you cross a red-light you will get in trouble!
Riddle:
I am in the beginning of the earth. I am at the end of the time. I appear two times in a week. I appear once in a year. What Am I?
Answer: The Letter E.
Riddle:
Some people want to meet me, some people don't believe in me, and some people claim to be me. What am I?
Answer: God.
Riddle:
What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
Riddle:
Look at the numbers on my face. You won't find 13 any place. What am I?
Answer: A Clock.
Riddle:
What is in twice a week, once a year, but never in a day?
Answer: The letter E.
Riddle:
What comes once a minute, twice a moment, once in a million years, and never in a thousand years?
Answer: Letter M.
Riddle:
What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
Answer: Arr (R), mateys.
Riddle:
When I looked In the lake, I saw my reflection, but yet I disappear from every picture I take. What am I?
Answer: A ghost.
