Riddle:
What is a dog's name with one letter and one number?
Answer: K9 (canine).
Riddle:
There are three doors. In each door is a way to die. The first door has fire and lava. The second door has lions that haven't eaten in 5 years. In the third door, there is a 1,000-foot drop into alligators. Which door will you likely survive?
Answer: The second door with the lions. Since they haven't eaten in 5 years they will have died.
Riddle:
What did the house say to the window?
Answer: You're a real pane.
Riddle:
I have hands but I can't clap. I have a face but I can't see. I have numbers but I can't count. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
What is bright but sometimes doesn't give off light?
Answer: The moon.
Riddle:
When you say me you break me. What am I?
Answer: Silence.
Riddle:
A man is driving in his car, there are no headlights or streetlights for him to see the road. But somehow, he saw an old lady crossing the street and stopped for her. How is this possible if there are no lights?
Answer: It was daytime!!
Riddle:
Pick a number from 1-10, multiply it by 2, add ten, divide it by 2, now subtract the number that you have from the number you picked. What is it?
Answer: Do you have 5? Solution:(
Riddle:
A girl walked into a bar and ordered some water. The bartender then threw a big hairy spider at her. A few minutes later, the girl thanked the man and walked out. Why?
Answer: The girl had the hiccups and the man scared them away by throwing the big hairy spider at her.
Riddle:
A man went to In N Out with no name . After he ordered food, the cashier said, "Ok. What is your name?" The man answered, "Max". Then the cashier said, "Ok Then. Not to be rude, but what is the name of your partner?". What is the name of his partner?
Answer: No Name.
