Riddle: A woman lived in a small one storey cabin. Everything was pink the floor was pink the couch was pink the house was pink. What color were the stairs?
Answer: There were no stairs, its a one storey cabin.
Riddle: Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?
Answer: The President.
Riddle: Coffee can go in, but tea cannot. Riddles can go in, but questions cannot. Quizzes can go in, but surveys cannot. Spoons can go in, but forks cannot. Green can go in, but red cannot. Glass can go in, but plastic cannot. Doors can go in, but windows cannot. Why can some go through the green glass door and others can not?
Answer: Green Glass Door all have double letters.  Therefore, only the words with double letters can pass through the Green Glass Door!
Riddle: If you eat me, you will die. If you drink me, you will die. I am greater than God, worst than the Devil. What am I?
Answer: Nothing. If you eat nothing, you will die. If you drink nothing, you will die. Nothing is greater then God. Nothing is worst then the Devil.
Riddle: I come right in front of Earth, at the end of time, and twice in a week. What am I?
Answer: The letter E.
Riddle: I am found in the sea and on land, but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot, but I am toeless. No matter where I go, I'm never far from home. What am I?
Answer: A snail.
Riddle: 1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
Answer: 1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys
Riddle: Is it hard to spot a leapard?
Answer: No, they come that way.
Riddle: What 7 letter word is spelled the same way backwards and forwards?
Answer: Racecar.
Riddle: You have 10 fish. 5 of your fish drowned. 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have left?
Answer: Fish can't drown. (LOL I know, still easy)