Riddle: You are in a haunted house. But this is an advanced haunted house. The haunted house has electricity. There are three doors. One door leads to a tiger that hasn't eaten for 3 months. Another door leads to an electric chair that has electricity this time. And the last door has a man waiting to chop your head off. Which door do you go through?
Answer: Duh, the door that leads to the tiger that hasn't eaten for three months because wouldn't he have starved to death by now?
Riddle: What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle: A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts "I'm bankrupt!' Why did the man shout that out?
Answer: Because he was playing Monopoly.
Riddle: He has married many woman, but hasn't been married. What is he?
Answer: He is a preacher.
Riddle: I'm the person that God made me. I'm caring. I'm nice. I love my family. I'm myself. Who am I?
Answer: I'm a human being.
Riddle: School starts at 8:30, they do math at that time, they do reading at 9:00, they do music at 9:30, they do P.E. at 10:00, then more math at 10:30, then they have tests at 11:00 then correcting them at 11:30 then Lunch at 12:00 and recess at 12:30, then they do reading at 1:00, then they do small group stations at 1:30 then they do another recess at 2:00 then they have a party at 2:30 and then they clean up after the party at 3:00, what time do they go home today?
Answer: 3:30 because each activity is 30 minutes so they clean up for 30 minutes then leave at 3:30!
Riddle: The pet shop starts with some dogs, then someone comes and takes 1 of the dogs, then another person and their child take 4 dogs. After that a mother, father and their 18 kids adopt 12 dogs. Then the pet shop receaves 3 dogs and someone takes 1, now the pet shop has 2 dogs. How many dogs did they have at the beginning?
Answer: 17 dogs because 17-1=16-4=12-12=0+3=3-1=2.
Riddle: What is heavy forwards, and NOT backwards?
Answer: Ton. Ton is heavy, and backwards it spells "not".
Riddle: How do you divide 10 apples into 11 people?
Answer: You make applesauce.
Riddle: What instrument plays from the heart?
Answer: The lungs.