Riddle:
What shows do prisoners like to put on?
Answer: A cell-out (sell out).
Riddle:
What do you call someone that steals soap?
Answer: A dirty crook.
Riddle:
What is an executioners favorite hobby?
Answer: Hang gliding.
Riddle:
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle:
What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A Choker.
Riddle:
Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer: They could hold up trains.
Riddle:
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Answer: They wanted to lie low.
Riddle:
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
Answer: "No noose is good noose."
Riddle:
Which way did the thief go when he stole the computer?
Answer: Data-way.
Riddle:
What common English word has the 3 letter consecutive sequence, "XOP"?
Answer: Sa-xop-hone.
