Riddle:
Why was the photographer arrested?
Answer: He shot his customers and blew them up.
Riddle:
Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle:
What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
Answer: A Life Saver.
Riddle:
What shows do prisoners like to put on?
Answer: A cell-out (sell out).
Riddle:
What do you call someone that steals soap?
Answer: A dirty crook.
Riddle:
What is an executioners favorite hobby?
Answer: Hang gliding.
Riddle:
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle:
What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A Choker.
Riddle:
Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer: They could hold up trains.
Riddle:
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Answer: They wanted to lie low.
