Riddle:
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
Answer: "No noose is good noose."
Riddle:
Which way did the thief go when he stole the computer?
Answer: Data-way.
Riddle:
What common English word has the 3 letter consecutive sequence, "XOP"?
Answer: Sa-xop-hone.
Riddle:
What number squared = 12345678987654321?
Answer: 111,111,111
Riddle:
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Answer: The plane was flying upside down!
Riddle:
The body of a woman is found in bed. Tere are no signs of violence and no marks of any kind on her body. The only evidence is a pair of scissors lying next to her.
How did she die?
Answer: She had drowned. The women was found on a waterbed that had been punctured by scissors while she was slept.
Riddle:
Craig died in Florida. Shortly after, Tracy died at sea. Nobody mourned, In fact, everyone was absolutey delighted.
Why?
Answer: They were both hurricanes.
Riddle:
A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream.
So where could this happen?
Answer: On a chessboard.
Riddle:
A Queen has twins by Caesarean section so it's impossible to tell who was born first. Now the twins are adults and ready to rule. One is intensely stupid, while the other is highly intelligent, well-loved, and charismatic. Yet the unintelligent one is chosen as the next ruler.
Why?
Answer: He is a male.
Riddle:
Three men are walking across a green and luscious field. Only two of them are wearing rubber boots and yet the feet of the third man remain dry. Why?
Answer: The ground is not wet!
