Riddle:
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
Answer: It used fowl language.
Riddle:
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Answer: Because it was framed.
Riddle:
What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail?
Answer: Chocolate bars.
Riddle:
What kind of party do prisoners like best?
Answer: A going-away party.
Riddle:
A person was in jail,
All he had in his cell was a piano.
Yet, he managed to escape.
How?
Answer: He played the piano until he found the right key.
Riddle:
Why were the clothespins arrested?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle:
Why were the tennis players arrested?
Answer: Because they had racquets.
Riddle:
Why is it dangerous to play cards in the wild?
Answer: Because of all of the cheetahs.
Riddle:
Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Answer: Because he was beating the eggs.
Riddle:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Answer: 12 Months.
