Riddle:
What kind of party do prisoners like best?
Answer: A going-away party.
Riddle:
A person was in jail,
All he had in his cell was a piano.
Yet, he managed to escape.
How?
Answer: He played the piano until he found the right key.
Riddle:
Why were the clothespins arrested?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle:
Why were the tennis players arrested?
Answer: Because they had racquets.
Riddle:
Why is it dangerous to play cards in the wild?
Answer: Because of all of the cheetahs.
Riddle:
Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Answer: Because he was beating the eggs.
Riddle:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Answer: 12 Months.
Riddle:
Why was the photographer arrested?
Answer: He shot his customers and blew them up.
Riddle:
Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle:
What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
Answer: A Life Saver.
