Riddle:
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells.
Riddle:
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Answer: Both are interested in outer space
Riddle:
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle:
Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
Answer: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Riddle:
How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
Answer: Both want to be bailed out.
Riddle:
Why are people in jail the slowest talkers ever?
Answer: They can spend 25 years on a single sentence.
Riddle:
How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?
Answer: Both want safe flights.
Riddle:
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
Answer: It used fowl language.
Riddle:
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Answer: Because it was framed.
Riddle:
What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail?
Answer: Chocolate bars.
