Riddle:
Why did the clock get arrested?
Answer: Because it struck twelve.
Riddle:
Why can't you keep a clock in jail?
Answer: Because time is always running out
Riddle:
What hired killer never goes to jail?
Answer: An exterminator.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells.
Riddle:
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Answer: Both are interested in outer space
Riddle:
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle:
Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
Answer: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Riddle:
How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
Answer: Both want to be bailed out.
Riddle:
Why are people in jail the slowest talkers ever?
Answer: They can spend 25 years on a single sentence.
Riddle:
How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?
Answer: Both want safe flights.
