Riddle: What food lives at the beach?
Answer: A sand-wich.
Riddle: You have 5 kids and you have to get them all into a car. Tommy and Timmy are twins but they fight so they can't sit together. Sarah and Sally fight too, so they can't sit together. Max fights with his sisters so he can only sit by his brothers. There are 5 seats side by side and you have to put them in order. How would you seat the kids, so that everyone is happy?
Answer: Sarah, Tommy, Max, Timmy, and then Sally.
Riddle: If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
Answer: Five minutes.
Riddle: What asks no questions but requires many answers?
Answer: A doorbell.
Riddle: A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Answer: None. A pear tree does not bear plums.
Riddle: I run in and out of town all day and night. What am I?
Answer: A road.
Riddle: A magician was boasting one day about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "That's nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Answer: The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
Riddle: What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
Answer: A Life Saver.
Riddle: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy Bear.
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Answer: Dasher.
Riddle: I have a head and a tail but no body... What am I?
Answer: A coin.
Riddle: If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
Riddle: What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You’re pointless.
Riddle: A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Answer: Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
Riddle: A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Answer: Because they always drop their needles.
Riddle: A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: They are survivors, you don't bury them.
Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle: What has toes but no feet or legs?
Answer: Toma-toes.
Riddle: What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any. Houses can't jump.
