Riddle: What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Answer: A knight gown!
Riddle: What is the hardest key to turn?
Answer: A don-key
Riddle: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)
Riddle: There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
Riddle: What happened to the broken-down frog?
Answer: It got toad (towed) away.
Riddle: What is faster hot or cold?
Answer: Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Riddle: You go at red but stop at green. What am I?
Answer: Watermelon! You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.
Riddle: Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.
Riddle: Pick a number from 1-10, multiply it by 2, add ten, divide it by 2, now subtract the number that you have from the number you picked. What is it?
Answer: Do you have 5?
Riddle: What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Answer: This person would be your mother.
Riddle: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claus-traophobic.
Riddle: Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle: Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Answer: In sundae school.
Riddle: What jack has a head but no body?
Answer: Jack-o-lantern.
Riddle: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Riddle: When was the latest year that is the same upside down?
Answer: 1961.
Riddle: What question can never be answered with a Yes?
Answer: Are you asleep?
Riddle: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Answer: The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Riddle: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
Answer: By their bark.
