Riddle:
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer: Fast food.
Riddle:
Where is the AD before BC, tomorrow before yesterday, and the eight is first?
Answer: In a dictionary.
Riddle:
How do cows count?
Answer: They use a 'cow'nter.
Riddle:
Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer: The baa-baa shop!
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
Where did the cat go after loosing its tail?
Answer: To the re-tail store.
Riddle:
What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
Riddle:
How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
Riddle:
Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle:
10 fish are in a tank. 10 drown. How many died?
Answer: None, cause fish can't drown.
Riddle:
What is made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut?
Answer: Sawdust.
Riddle:
What did the panda ghost say?
Answer: Bambooooooo
Riddle:
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer: They might pikachu (Peek at u)
Riddle:
What is a surgeons' favorite game?
Answer: Operation.
Riddle:
A man takes a basketball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or on either side of him, and yet, the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?
Answer: He threw the ball straight up in the air.
Riddle:
20 people jump into an empty pool filled with water and nothing else. After, they jumped in 24 heads came back up. How is this possible?
Answer: There was 20 foreheads.
Riddle:
What exists when one person has it but ceases to exist when another person gets it?
Answer: A Secret.
Riddle:
Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock. Where learning occurs, I help convey thought. What am I?
Answer: Blackboard/chalkboard.
Riddle:
What has a face, but no head; hands, but no feet; yet travels everywhere and is usually running?
Answer: A watch.
Riddle:
What is heavy forwards, and NOT backwards?
Answer: Ton. Ton is heavy, and backwards it spells "not".
