Astrid

Riddle Count: 4
Riddle: A butcher is 5ft tall and 11 inches wide. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat. He's a butcher!
Butcher  Riddle Meme.
Butcher Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What gets wetter every time it dries?
Answer: A towel.
Wetter Riddle Meme.
Wetter Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: There is a hole in the ground. It is 5 ft deep and 6ft wide. How much dirt is there?
Answer: None, ITS A HOLE!
Obvious dirt Riddle Meme.
Obvious dirt Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: David's birthday is in December, but it is never in the winter. Why?
Answer: He lives in Australia (or any other country that has December in summer)
Lives where? Riddle Meme.
Lives where? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.