What's something that's easy to see but hard to look at?
What’s light during the day but heavy during the night?
You eat this after lunch, Its sweet and taste really good but backwards it will make you stressed what is it?
Desserts. That’s stressed backwards
I give you all the money in the world but I receive nothing. What am I?
I'm the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing you see at night, I'm always there but you choose to ignore me, cross your eyes and you will see me. What am I?
I sit here collecting dust, I can wait forever to open me and you will not be disappointed, I can make you laugh, cry, and sad, I contain all the knowledge of the world, let me take you to a far away land. What am I?
I always go to the right, but I can never go to the left. What am I?
Hands on a clock.
I scream out in the dark, I bring light to you, my flame whispers in the darkness. What am I?
What are the two things that are guaranteed in life?
Taxes and death.
A plane crashed between the us and Mexican border, where do they bury the survivors?
You don’t burry survivors.